Rock Formation Fanatic Mugs

'Transtalactites!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

Steve Howe.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Ray Davies

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Ozzy Osbourne

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'I'm with the band.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Imagine Dragons

Pete Townshend

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

A 60's pop group

"Turn down the bass."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Angus McKinnon Young

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

That looks like a golf ball.

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"I wish it was the chart of my financial portfolio, but no, it's my wife recording how many children we've had..."

Wilko Johnson