Rock Music Fanatic Gifts

Steve Howe.

"It's bad enough you left your phone on during the church service, but did "Highway to Hell" have to be your ringtone?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

Punk Reindeer

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Mark Knopfler.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Check out this new store."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Listening to Coldplay.

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave