Rock Music Fan Gifts

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'Looks like the jailhouse rock to me.'

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

Ringo

Jarvis Cocker

Putin on guitar

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

Chilly peppers.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Mick Jagger

'Hard rock caf�' I'll have the granite

"My 7-year-old face on a cross-country family road trip every time The Doors' 'Riders on the Storm' played on our car radio... There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirmin' like a toad... Take a long holiday. Let your children play. If you give this man a ride. Sweet family will die."

'The title sounds fitting, but let me tell you why 'Louie, Louie' WOULDN'T make a good national anthem.'

"Welcome to the real 'Octopus's Garden.'"

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"

Original punks go to reunion

Dealer or No Dealer.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

1992: Teenage Ron DeSantis has 48 pizzas delivered to Angela because she's a stuck-up, stupid loser!

"Don't stop me nooooooooow, I'm havin' such a good time, I'm havin' a ball!"

Freeberg

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner