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The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

Pharaoh Cocoon

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Tina Turner

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Rod Stewart

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

The first animation.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Santa Metal Claus

Original punks go to reunion