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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.