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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'