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'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Peacock on skateboard

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Chicken Coupe.

Raging Bull on Ice

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Scooter' Libby.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Penguins - one is skating.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Dog on skates.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."