Roller Coaster Fan Pillows

Bridge

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'