Roller Skating Enthusiast Pillows

Tortoise and hair.

'Slow poke!'

Rollerskating Injury

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Snail skates

'We're short-handed so it's a good job you were on roller skates when it happened!'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

Beware of Dog

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Sepp Blatter and the Pope

Elephant on skates crossing.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Do not overdo it with distancing."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Chicken Coupe.

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Thin Ice

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The interminable!