Skateboard Fans Pillows

"Since we're standing right next to each other, can we actually talk instead of texting each other?"

Skate Bored

Peacock on skateboard

Raging Bull on Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Who said money was not a motivator?

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Penguins - one is skating.

White Wine on Ice!

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Skating.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Birds Ice Skating.

Lake Skater

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Bear Snowboarding

Skateboarding

'Poop!'

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Mouse Skateboarder

Keister Island