Skateboard Fans Pillows

That's what I call value.

"Since we're standing right next to each other, can we actually talk instead of texting each other?"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Raging Bull on Ice

Peacock on skateboard

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

White Wine on Ice!

Birds Ice Skating.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Skating.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Lake Skater

Bear Snowboarding

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Keister Island

Skateboarding