Rollerblade Fan Pillows

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

New York Stocks

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Rubik's Cuba.

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Bridge

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

Giant Skater

You are not all here.

"Bail denied."

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Snow Shortage Alps

I've had a puncture.