Rollerblade Racer Pillows

'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

Extreme Sound Engineering

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Bail denied."

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

Roller blader with bandaged head

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'