Rollerblade Explorer Pillows

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Baby rocks!

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

The unexpected end of the journey.

"Bail denied."

Roller blader with bandaged head

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

Colorado skier

'I'm on the train.'

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"