Rollerblade Explorer Gifts

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Baby rocks!

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Colorado skier

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

Roller blader with bandaged head

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

'I'm on the train.'

"Bail denied."