Rollerblade Fanatic Gifts

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Tortoise & Hare.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Dog on skates.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Flying carpets.

'Poop!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

"Do they have wi-fi?"

Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

"Bail denied."

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Roller blader with bandaged head

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

You are not all here.

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding