Rollerblade Aficionado Gifts

Kangaroo on roller blades.

Rollerblind.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

The interminable!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Monster Roller Coaster

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Dog on skates.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Who's going to carve?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Tortoise and hair.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Tunnel of Butts.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"This roller coaster relationship is starting to make me feel a little sick, Kevin."

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'