Rollerblading Gifts

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

The pool was empty, the traps were set, and now all he had to do was wait. . . the skaters would come.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Spiro & Pusho workers

'Getting ready to have fun'

"That's what I hate about you Pennington, you're such a show off"

'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'

Kangaroo on roller blades.

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Here. It's your company car."

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

'What's the hardest part of roller skating?'

'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'

"Bail denied."

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'If the meeting goes late, we'll skate.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Extreme Sound Engineering

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'