Rollerblading Officianado Gifts

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

Roller blader with bandaged head

"Bail denied."

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

You are not all here.

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Spiro & Pusho workers

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.