Rollerblading Officianado Gifts

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

The Secret Life of Pugs

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Extreme Sound Engineering

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Bail denied."

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Spiro & Pusho workers

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."