Rollerblading Rebel Gifts

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A souped up car...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

No Parking in Firelane.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'Remember...the law of gravity!' 'Laws are made to be broken.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Never Never Land: never never speednever never walk on the grassnever never burpnever never say never...

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.