Rollerblading Rebel Gifts

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

A souped up car...

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Michael Schumacher

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"Let me tell you 'bout the time me an' Vinny got in a ruck with some punk rockers down the King's Road..."

No Parking in Firelane.

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'Remember...the law of gravity!' 'Laws are made to be broken.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

Never Never Land: never never speednever never walk on the grassnever never burpnever never say never...

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich