Roller-skate Rebel Gifts

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Shred the plank."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Dog on skates.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Poop!'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

Hello, Ted. I hear you've developed a new shoe for navicular disease.'

'Dad, I found an earring. Is it mom's or one of yours?'

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

'Bad news, guys - they've cancelled our government grants. Now you'll both have to get real jobs.'

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

'Look! New landing gear!'

Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.

A man giving another advice on how to ride his horse