Riding Rebel Gifts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

A man giving another advice on how to ride his horse

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

100k Desert Crawl

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Bike Lane

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Michael Schumacher

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.