Rollerblade Dreamers Gifts

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Warrior Woman

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

Born to rock.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

"Bail denied."

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

The Rebel Donny Yuma

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

The Beast. If you win this fight, you'll be able to afford your own robe. Motel 6.

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Spiro & Pusho workers