Rollerblade Dreamers Mugs

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Warrior Woman

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"Bail denied."

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

The Rebel Donny Yuma

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Spiro & Pusho workers

Dueller cheating by wearing rollerblades.