Rollerblade Enthusiast Mugs

"Bail denied."

'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"Who's going to carve?"

Dog on skates.

Tortoise and hair.

Extreme Sound Engineering

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'Slow poke!'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.