Rollerblading Aficionado Mugs

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Monster Roller Coaster

Tortoise & Hare.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Dog on skates.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Tortoise and hair.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Extreme Sound Engineering

'Poop!'

Tunnel of Butts.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'