Rollerblade Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Bail denied."

'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Dog on skates.

Tortoise and hair.

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Slow poke!'

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Hello, Ted. I hear you've developed a new shoe for navicular disease.'

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

Beware of Dog