Rollerblade Racer T-Shirts

'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Extreme Sound Engineering

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

Rollerblind.

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

Giant Skater

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Roller blader with bandaged head

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

"Bail denied."

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'