Rollerblading Enthusiast T-Shirts

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Tortoise & Hare.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Dog on skates.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Tortoise and hair.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'Slow poke!'

"Bail denied."

Beware of Dog

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblind.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'