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"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"What a week!"