Roller Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."