Roll Enthusiast Gifts

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Baker

Book

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Monster Roller Coaster

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Dog on skates.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

Tortoise and hair.

Diddly

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

Cinemaplex