
"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"
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"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"
"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'
'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'
Essex computer.
"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."
Witch dice.
Beware of stimulus plans.
"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."
"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."
"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."
He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.
"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."
Putting it Mildly...
Monolithopoly.
Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.
'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'
"Snake eyes again!"
"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."
'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'
"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"
"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"
Dogs playing strip poker.
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
Dice Cubes
No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.
"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'
What happens in Vegas...
Corned Turtle on a Kaiser
'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'
'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'
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