Dice Devotee Gifts

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

WOW! That was random!

'You can start when you've thrown a six.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog fetches dice

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

"Snake eyes again!"

'It was a split decision.'

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Dice Cubes

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

"Trevor's nose is running."

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'This is embarrassing. I always forget which way the king can move.'

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.

Dive in...

Action Re-Drink

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

Gesundheit.

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'