Dice Devotees Gifts

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mikado

Henrik Ibsen,

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog fetches dice

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Bob's a tool belt."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

First Annual Psychic Convention

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"Snake eyes again!"

Bismark Ballet School

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

Dice Cubes

"Trevor's nose is running."

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

'You can start when you've thrown a six.'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

WOW! That was random!

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

Gesundheit.

Three Little Maids from school

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Shaking dice.