Roll Enthusiast Pillows

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Baker

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Book

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Monster Roller Coaster

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Dog on skates.

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

Tortoise and hair.

Diddly

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Wang Yangming listens.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'