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Toilet roll wars

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

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"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

New York Scatological Society

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

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Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...