Toilet Roll Aficionado Mugs

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Toilet humour

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"No not the puppy please"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy