Toilet Roll Enthusiast Pillows

Panic Buying

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Crisis'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Lavatory Waterfall

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'