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Panic Buying

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."