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95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Wang Yangming listens.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Book

The dead sea scrolls

Flower lamp.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Virgil

Edmund Spenser

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Books or Junk Food.

Hypatia

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Spider watching his web cam.

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

'We recommend you not go on tour to promote your self-help investment book.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Quill ?

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'