Scroll Enthusiast Pillows

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Wang Yangming listens.

"Hey, you! Stop reading that scroll at the bottom while I'm talkin' here. I'm not a background stage prop, pal."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The dead sea scrolls

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Flower lamp.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Book

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Hypatia

Edmund Spenser

Virgil

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Spider watching his web cam.

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'We recommend you not go on tour to promote your self-help investment book.'