Scroll Scholar Pillows

Romans.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wikipedia...

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Eugene Ionesco

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Petrarch

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Question authority"

Francois Rabelais

The dead sea scrolls

"What does it all mean?"

Brain Power

Lowbrow Lolita

Dear Diary

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute