Scholar Pillows

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'It started with a simple case of peer review.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

Explaining it on layman's terms

The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...

Silly Old Cnut.

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

Thomas Aquinas

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

Erasmus

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

"I went to a school is Boston."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'This is a prototypical scholarly book. It has no purpose.'

Glue - Loctite,Araldite,Erudite

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Professor Marquez, I was especially dazzled by the 22 hashtags in your monologue."

Here lays John Spinks - Scholar and Pedant who fought and lost his last battle against misuse of 'Lay' a transitive verb.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'I used to be a gentleman and a scholar, but there was no money in it.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Wilhelm Dilthey

Lowbrow Lolita

The easiest way to change the world is to become a historian.