Scroll Seekers Pillows

Dead Sea Trolls

'They all want to play the star.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

Missing sock

Book

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

The dead sea scrolls

Hypatia

Edmund Spenser

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Virgil

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Dear Diary, I had a pitch meeting with Hollywood about turning my diaries into a movie, but they seemed to lose interest when I told them the title: "No News is Good News."

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

Falcon finds Waldo

Wang Yangming listens.

Terms and Conditions

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe