Scroll Savant Pillows

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'You could do that.' I did

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"House red, sir?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Mind control

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Cool game!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Ecclesiastical Eye Test

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Terms and Conditions

Wang Yangming listens.

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."