Scroll Keeper Pillows

Hypatia

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

The dead sea scrolls

Book

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Edmund Spenser

Virgil

Continental marshal

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Toga wearhouse.

Wang Yangming listens.

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

'I called you in, Jim, because I'm worried that you might be losing your focus!'

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

Dead Sea Trolls

'Here, we switched accountants.'

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

Gentleman recognises his own saddle horse being used to pull his carriage

Man returning hired horse which bolted into a shop

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."