Scroll Keeper Gifts

It's a lot more fun if you think of yourself as a "recording artist"!

Hypatia

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

The dead sea scrolls

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Book

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Edmund Spenser

Continental marshal

Virgil

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Toga wearhouse.

Wang Yangming listens.

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

'I called you in, Jim, because I'm worried that you might be losing your focus!'

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

Dead Sea Trolls

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

'Here, we switched accountants.'

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."