Scroll Knight Gifts

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

Book

The dead sea scrolls

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Computer whisperer.

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."