Scroll Knight Pillows

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

The dead sea scrolls

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Book

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Computer whisperer.

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'