Scribe Knight Gifts

'Him? -- oh, he's a crusading editor.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Meet the scribe"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Spell checker!'

Super Student

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

I love being right.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'