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'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"I've got writer's block."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Spell checker!'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Well la de da. . .

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Hollywood producer.

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.