Scribe Enthusiast Gifts

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

"Meet the scribe"

Audio Books

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Spell checker!'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

Hollywood producer.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'